icavein:

bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

The cold?

ldybayne:

zerstorend:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you

frequently…

officialunitedstates:

someone talking about math:  I love some factorials

their friend:  me too and the hypotenuse

me, interjecting:  does this bus get off on 3rd street or am I on the wrong one?  I only got on this bus because I thought the bus driver was attractive and now im trapped on a moving bus

humorking:

"im sorry but i’m breaking u…"

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paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

felizlevidad:

*7th grader voice from 2006* haha google blue waffle

tvgropes:

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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

blindbeards0llux:

no mom im not a “shrek fan” im a brogre

rune-midgarts:

starrylightbox:

deeralice:

Melty Ribbon Chocolate — Skirt 

I’m already in love with the back of the skirt 

I think this is the first time I’ve ever liked a skirt more than a jsk hmmm

hmm i like this a lot and im really biased towards skirts tooo…